To shred the gnar and taste the pow is mighty ullrs binding vow, to rip the
slopes and duck the ropes, to ski real fast and eat some ass, to work real
hard for little pay just so I can shred today, I live my life for ullrs
quest fuck the jerrys gapers and guests they poach my pow they poach my
lines so curse them to the end of time, everyone knows I’m radder than you
there’s nothing about it you can do, yes I have drunk from ullrs fountain
that’s why I’m the best damn skier on this mountain!

-Skinfaxi